Thursday, September 21, 2017

Bad Movie Review : Last Action Hero




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

In this series of movies being reviewed, the posts are out of sequence, but I can honestly say that out of all of these movies, I hated this one with Arnold Schwartzenegger worst.

Last Action Hero is like watching television, flicking the remote and all you hit are the commercials.

To make this more revulsive as a new word between revulsion and repulsive, this is like watching the worst actor ever in George Clooney mug for the camera in Ocean's 11 trying to be cool like Dean Martin.

It is a strung together stupdi movie, with hosts of cameos with actors not good enough actors to make you forget how much you want your life back after wasting time on this movie.






There is one bright spot in this movie. No it is not Joaquin Phoenix accidentally captured on screen as he was being cool having a smoke and no  it was not Jan Michael Vincent the official donation collector of the Lame Cherry captured downing a smooth Hamm's beer,

 


as both of them would have made this movie a cinematic masterpiece, but the bright spot was Bridgette Wilson Sampras appearing.


 



Mrs. Sampras in her small role almost salvages this movie, as only she could in being a beautiful Patriot, Christian, Right Wing American in real life, but when one has something like 140 minutes of Arnold and cameos which are George Clooney B grade, 4 minutes of Bridgette Wilson Sampras can not salvage something this bad.

 


The Lame Cherry thankfully includes BWS in the fine company of JP and JMV, as all film and television would be resurrected if they simply were cast in all productions.





This is sincerely is me stretching this bad movie with gorgeous chic photos as filler, as there is nothing in this Arnold Schwartzenegger worth the space of the review. It gets worse at the end as you see the kid with the movie reel guy at the theater with Arnold's shadow outside the door, and then Arnold appears after two frames.


I think this movie was a crappy as that Twins with Danny Devito. If you want to watch a good kid's movie, go find UP in that cartoon as that is a good kid's movie.
Russell is hilarious for even adults and there is grand adventure.






 Russell is also a better actor than George Clooney.



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