After a night with Tom Brady, this is me with my legs closed.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry must apologize to Ivanka Trump Kushner, sorry Jael Ivanka, as that is her chosen Jewish name and there must always be great pains taken to insure that Ivanka, who converted to some form of Jewry where the husband trades to the Chinese on the Trump name, and Ivanka blows up Syrian children to save Syrian children in Tomahawk attacks, is not one of the listed Jewish sects, but all the same, Jael Ivanka must be respected especially now that we know she is mentally disturbed and providing even more disturbing blow up the world advice in the White House, than skinhead Herbert McMaster.
We know that Ivanka Kushner is mentally unbalanced every time her menstrual flow begins, because that is what she told Dr. Oz.
After the births of each of her three children, Ivanka Trump says during an interview for "The Dr. Oz Show," she struggled with postpartum depression.
The disturbing part in the Jael Ivanka Kushner confession to Dr. Oz, was this quote in which Ivanka says she was depressed in she was not like other pathetic women who had child bearing pains and went through the natural process of bring life into this world. No Ivanka Trump Kushner, sorry Jael Ivanka Trump Kushner had 3 child birthing experiences which were like like launching a bottle rocket down the gaping tunnel of love.
"It was a very challenging emotional time for me because I felt like I was not living up to my potential as a parent or as an entrepreneur and executive," Trump said. "I had had such easy pregnancies that in some way, the juxtaposition hit me even harder."
So to understand this, Ivanka Trump was depressed that she was not dealing with morning sickness, pre labor pains, labor pains and post labor pains, as it was all easy for her, compared to other lesser wombs who were not superior, master race woman like Ivanka, Jael Ivanka Trump Kushner.
Yes other women were depressed in worrying about their child's life, depressed if they could be good parents, depressed in normal things, but Jael Ivanka was depressed because everything came easy to her.
In forensic psychology that would be be defined as a psychosis linked to delusions of grandeur, but this is Jael Ivanka, the woman who chose as her namesake the woman who drives spikes into men's skulls, we have presented before us.
I was pondering about this in Jael Ivanka having such an easy time of things, and then it hit me, as there could only be one answer, and it was because Anthony Scaramucci was right. I know that Mike Cernovich and Matt Drudge did not cover this story or Tweet on it, that Jael Ivanka Kushner was getting Tom Brady's big dong rammed into her every opening, but considering Ivanka's confession to Dr. Oz, about easy child birth, there is only one reason, and that is not her petite penis husband Jared.
Hi, my name is Jared, I can attest that Tom Brady's manhood
is bigger than me when I stand up straight and stick my breasts out.
The answer and reason is Tom Brady's Long Dong Shiver, his Hail Merry, his Blitzkrieg, his RU Ready for some Tom Ball, that made all the difference. Tom Brady is the man who makes child birth easy. Tom Brady, is like Ivanka was Bridges of Madison County covered bridge, and then Tom came along and she was a 16 lane California express highway with off ramps. I swear it must be like Ivanka thinks about sneezing and her depends are full, as Tom Brady's manhood made Ivanka Trump, the Wind Cave, the Marianas Trench, the Grand Canyon of woman nethers.
Hi, I'm Tom Brady, women who have had me in them, know that
a 20 pound baby is nothing compared to Big Hands Tom
Tom Brady made things easy for Ivanka, too easy, by her being easy, and for that he should get a medal. The Lame Cherry submits that Tom Brady should get a Donald Trump Presidential Medal of Freedom for making Donald Trump's grandchildren enter the world easy.
From the sounds of it, those kids must have shot out of Ivanka like a big league fast ball, and the doctor needed a catcher's mitt, knee pads, a wet suit and a nurse to hold him up, as the force of that kid hitting the glove coming out of Ivanka was like a moon rocket from 1968. That poor doctor still probably wakes up in cold sweats screaming he is being drown by Ivanka Trump. Talk about a real Pissgate dossier.
Say you don't suppose the doctors at Ivanka's hospital call her Rosebud as the Pissgate do you like Citizen Kane?
Any way, to help women still laboring under Obamacare, I say Tom Brady needs to market his dong with some instructions for lesser women than Ivanka Trump to help them in child birth. Something like, "No more than 20 strokes a day or junior of the womb, might shoot out like Kim Jong Un missile and end up in the Sea of Japan.
Mr. Brady could do a model for his appendage, and it could be on the market from like Johnson and Johnson in a few weeks and having babies would be like spitting watermelon seeds out. A woman could have a 35 pound whopper child, and after a Tom Brady treatment, that kid would come out like greased lightning.
So we must all apologize to Ivanka Trump, I mean Jael Ivanka Kushner, because she was not trying to tell women that they did not measure up to her standards, but that they all should get dicked by Tom Brady, so they too could have easy child birth, and be like those disturbed New York women lopping off their big Jew noses to be more like Ivanka in plastic surgery before she lopped off her big Slavic nose.
Hi, I am Bossie the Holstein cow. Ivanka does with two tits
what I can only do with four!!!!
The only thing I did not understand, is .......well Ivanka is the Holstein cow of women. I mean she has tits the size of a dairy cow after her fifth calf. I know they are all silicon, but all the same, she never mentioned about being depressed in milking too much. I would think the udders she carries around that she could have nursed half of Washington maternity ward and still had enough for the Chinese market to turn a profit. Apparently being a heavy millker does not depress Ivanka, but then again maybe she hired some fat Mexican as they are always good milkers and Ivanka wants lots of them Mexican mama's in America, so all those silicon boobs do not look like a knee sock with a softball swinging around in them, when they go braless.
That at least is something Tom Brady's big cock can not cure in making saggy mams filled with silicon balls look normal, but then again Ivanka is not depressed about that, nor her big thighs as she works on her Michelle Obama two zip code size ass.
That though is another subject, but let us all agree that Jael Ivanka is better than all of us, and she should not feel depressed about being the master race and that not all of us have numerous penis in our nethers, stretching us to the size of .........well a Hereford cow who is on her 8th calf.
Ivanka Trump, the victim of being too much the woman.
On a serious note in addition to the satire, Ivanka Kushner literally said this in public, and it never occurred to her how condescending she was to all women, because that is her entire psyche of there is Ivanka in the Ivory Tower and then there are the rest of you two legged primate.